everyone knows thursday is the ugly stepchild

goddamn it, thursday––you snuck up on me.

i know i chose thursday as the day i would be blogging regularly each week, but i'm not sure why because obviously it's the busiest day of the week.

recovering from the weekend means doing nothing monday through wednesday, which means thursday is spent frantically trying to finish everything that has piled up on the desk (because we all know friday will be spent doing nothing in anticipation of the weekend).

but alas, i am a woman of my word! ...because words are free and i can afford them. so here i go. i am blogging.

while i wasn't prepared to write anything, how about i just give you a bit of good news, a teaser for next thursday's post, and a joke.

good news: diane has said she'll be blogging regularly each week, too. tuesdays will be the golden day in which she'll grace us with her wisdom. i am super excited and can only hope dear ol' douglas will join in on the fun.

everyone leave comments demanding douglas write something both witty and enlightening or at the very least, post shirtless photos because i hear he's been working out and getting ready for spring break (spring break, what's that...? oh, grad students and their sophomoric school schedules.) c'mon douglas, let us sexually objectify the shit out of you.

teaser for next thursday's post: i was able to attend this year's CAAMFest: rubbed elbows with the niche-famous, saw some stellar films, and failed at securing any type of work prospect. hey, 2 out of 3 still lands me in the green, i'll take it. so come back for pictures of me rubbing body parts with semi-famous people and hear about how i got out of it, hand-cuff free.

joke: taco bell's new doritos' cool ranch taco is like sexin' a hot, dumb person––awesome during, but so not worth the shit after.

see you next thursday,

-melissa